Top 10 Reasons Why Trevor Hoffman is a Great Signing
His ERA is almost a run and a half lower than Gagne
He's $2.5-4 million cheaper than Gagne
We might actually consider offering him arbitration, and some team might actually consider signing him, so we can get a draft pick and get the next Ryan Braun
He hasn't taken HGH
He didn't STOP taking HGH
We haven't had a good closer song since "Wild Thing"
I don't hafta listen to my Red Sox fan friends laugh at me anymore for signing their garbage for $10 million
We can trade Cameron to the Yankees now
He can teach Tony Gwynn Jr how to hit pitchers other than himself
We get to see his SportsCenter commercial again
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